McCain Chokes, Tries to gab Obama's Ass

Pharrell Williams said it best:

Spaz if you want to

Judging by this photo, John McCain must have pumped the N*E*R*D* banger before the third and final Presidential Debates.

After traversing the political canvas of the economy, William Ayers, ACORN, abortion and McBigot rally supporters, The 2 candidates walked away with a sense of accomplishment.

Obama walked away as the clearer, more eloquent and level-headed candidate, while McCain walked away like a malfunctioning andriod after he accomplished doing his his best not to jump out of his own skin in an angry fit of rage.

At any rate, this is far from over. There are still 3 more weeks left to til the election.

Remeber, Gore lost his 11 point national lead to Bush in 2000 in New Hampshire.

Need I say more?

VOTE!

Politricks • Obama Fires Back. McCain Ethered

McCain just couldn't keep his nose clean and had to kick up dust against the Obama campaign.

SO-In a 13 minute Youtube Ethering session, Obama F. Baby's affiliates calmly released a video detailing his conncetion to the Keating 5, a group of shady savings and loan moguls who got bailed out by the taxpayers at the tune of $3.4 billion.

A far cry from $700 billion, but the fact that McCain is old enough to have been an old man during TWO financial bailouts is enough.

His skin cancer must really be acting up after that one.


via CNN

Politricks • No, We Can't

With the McCain campaign floundering, Old Man Winter and the White Witch of Narnia are falling apart trying to keep it together.

After saying this:


He says this:


Seems like someone on has been snorting that McCain too much lately...

Alzheimer's much?

What Part of the Game is That? • Jesse Jackson Hot Mic Scenario

Looks like Uncle Jesse slipped up on the mic while it was still hot and dropped some even hotter nicks about OBama F. Baby.

Obama's nuts, and not his own ridiculously played-out conk, are apparently on Jesse's chopping block.

Perhaps if Slick Jackson grew up, he wouldn't feel like Barry was talking down to him!

While CNN had some class and decided NOT to air Jesse out, FOKKKs News and their all-purpose shock-jock x dung-beetle Billy O'Reilly were all over this one.

You gotta love how Bill included the subtitles for the people at the old folks homes. He has no shame.

A WTF moment for the ages, even if Jesse apologized. Just goes to show just how committed to progress these old heads really are--white OR black.

UPDATE!

Nas sounds off on the NutGate 08

Obama F. Baby x Rolling Stone

Obama F. Baby's second term on Rolling Stone.

He talks politics, iPods, and Jay-Z

Take that FoKKKs News!

Politic It? YES WE CAN - Nas on Obama F. Baby

Nas has high expectations for ya boi Obama F. Baby. According to MTV.com:

“There never been a president to address the slaughter of young black people by this country’s police. When your government’s police are killing one section of people, that’s genocide. There’s never been a president to even acknowledge it. You don’t acknowledge that? That’s a big thing President Obama has to recognize when he gets in office. I’m five presidents in … and I ain’t seen nothing happen to stop the police murders on young, black people,” he added. “Why would I believe in the system? With that being said, I think Barack can cure that disease and help cure the country. Not just in that area with us blacks, but also with all Americans. Women are getting treated like dogs. You know how hard it is for a woman to prove she was raped? The system is warped. They throw young guys — who’s starving — in jail just trying to survive on the streets. Throw them in jail forever. Young kids, 18 years old, executed in Texas. Yet, child predators get to come home and do it again. I think it’s so much our president can do. [Obama] seems like a human being. I say that because a lot of presidents don’t seem like human beings. They seem like straight-up businessmen who care about nothing but the business. Nah, you gotta care about the people.”

Nas has always been one of my favorite rappers because of his political consciousness. I liken him to the Gil Scott Heron of Hip Hop. If only other rappers would step their politic game up.

Now that we have a brother heading to the white house, we can finally stop seeing trifflin' nigga-$#!+ like this.


Or this.




Now pump that imeem track. NaS is like...

Daps.

YES WE CAN!!!

YES WE CAN - Obama F. Baby Does It!!!

After a grueling campaign, Obama F. Baby is one foot in the White House! With endorsements from Jimmy Carter and other political big-shots, its safe to say we can finally keep it moving and square up against McKong for the fall.

Of course the Hillz won't concede, even though its eveident she needs to fall back graciously and start figuring out how to recoup all those campaign Pringles she owes.

HERE'S TO CHANGING HISTORY!

Over The Hillz

Good Moguls know when to go hard. Better Moguls know when to go home. Hillary Clinton needs to go home...HARD.

Truly a WTF moment.

FREE SAIGON...From Atlantic!

They always missed me with those "Free So-and-So" campaigns rappers embark on when one of their patnas get locked up. I'm sure they didn't deserve what happened to them, or it was someone else in that video peeing, or those alleged rocks in that whip--that wasn't really theirs--really weren't theirs, or whatever. But why do no rappers ever crusade for their people who get locked up in BAD RECORD DEALS??? The link between rappers and bad deals is almost as prevalent as the one between rappers and incarceration, yet no one crusades for that.

Enter Just Blaze. A true Hip Hop Patriot, Rappers Hero, and Producer Extrodinaire. I like to think of him as the Obama F. Baby of Producers. A real champion of music who is fighting for change in the game.

Props for him blessing Saigon on that Give Us Us Free Steeze and helping him get him outta Atlantic Records with 100% OWNERSHIP OF HIS MASTERS. Check out Sickamore's blog for details.

Damn...if Just can get outta the contract with Atlantic with 100% of his masters, I wonder if Nick Cannon can still get outta wedlock with Mariah with 100% of his dignity.

If I Ruled the World - Part 1

Rick James had them. Charlie Murphy had them...Rick James even said that Charlie Murphy had them. While I'm at it, Charles Manson had them too. No, I'm not talking about wild sex parties or the occasional dabbling in hard drugs. I'm talking about delusions of grandeur...mostly ones that involve world domination. Hey, let's be real--power is intoxicating, but I'd much rather get high off that than rocks. Every Mogul rules the world in some small sense. Here's a few of my thoughts. Enter the mind of a Mogul.


I would own the Lakers, and Kobe would have Won MVP a long time ago. The haters know it. They just won't show it. Either way, KG, Jesus Shuttlesworth, and Paul Pierce are gettin it in the Finals. It'll be like the 80s all over again, minus Larry Bird running his mouth and the consecutive L's year after year.


Remy Ma would be able to marry Papoose from jail. Hip Hop needs all the help it can get. Good to see a dude stand by his chick. Thug Matrimony sells better than rocks.


Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey would be sent to a deserted island...Just to see if their "love" is real.


Obama F. Baby would be President. What you think I wanna run this country? No thanks. In good corporate fashion, I'll outsource that job to Barack, throw his campaign some stacks, and enjoy the $5,000 a plate benefit dinners.

This would be me.

"50 Cent, the man who made a reported $200 million from his deal with Vitamin Water, is now said to be in negotiations with the Rupert Murdoch founded News Corp for a reported $300 million. According to ThisIs50.com, the deal would go into effect in 2009, in which News Corp would take a large stake in all aspects of the 50 Cent brand.
The deal would help launch the company’s MySpace Records, as 50 and his G-Unit roster would move under the label’s umbrella. Sources say half the deal will be in stock, in which 50 Cent would become one of the largest shareholders of News Corp.
Also under the deal, 50’s online community, ThisIs50.com, would be acquired by News Corp, his touring would be marketed through and sold via the company, and would also include a G-Unit book deal, and music publishing for 50 and the artists under his label.”

I can't stand Fif, but his Pringles must be ridiculous. Props to Bossip for the link.

That's all for now. The fact that I actually wanted to be 50 Cent for a moment just made me throw up in my mouth a little.

UPDATE: Turns out this little shenanigan was false. Good. I can go back to respecting myself, not waging beef with rappers better than me,....and using regular dental floss instead of shoelaces again.

Can we Politic It? YES WE CAN! - Obama 08

With The Hillz hanging on for dear life like Lil Kim's career in this campaign, things are looking good for Mr. Obama F. Baby. He's picking up superdelegate votes faster than R. Kelly can pick up pedo charges. It's only a matter of time before the Democratic Party is united behind this guy and we can get down to business. Like dealing with these gas prices. I've been having to take the Camry working car out WAAAAY too much and my Maybach Excelero has been lonlier than MIMS at his last concert. Who? Exactly.

Thank GOD the Dems are finally seeing the light and getting The Hillz to fall back. The only thing more painful than watching The Hillz...well there isn't much out there more painful than watching a 1000 screaming girls standing behind some chick who won't stop talking about herself and has had waaay too much plastic surgery...unless we're talking about The Season Finale of MTV's The Hills...Or Tyra. Then its' pretty much the same thing...Only twice as painful.

McCain is Bananas, Donkey Kong Enthusiasts Agree

Just when you thought things for Obama F. Baby couldn't get worse after the Rev. Wright Fallout, they got better. A look into the spiritual advisors of Sen. John McCain reveals a certain...well let's just say, people should be going BAPE $hit over this.

Just who is Hagee? Well, here in abbreviated form, are some of his characteristically outlandish opinions:

On Hurricane Katrina: “All hurricanes are acts of God, because God controls the heavens. I believe that New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God, and they were recipients of the judgment of God for that… I believe that Hurricane Katrina was, in fact, the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans.”

On the Catholic Church: “Most readers will be shocked by the clear record of history linking Adolf Hitler and the Roman Catholic Church in a conspiracy to exterminate the Jews.”

On Muslims: Asked whether he believes that Muslims have a mandate to kill Christians and Jews, Hagee replied, “Well, the Quran teaches that. Yes, it teaches that very clearly.”

On women: “Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.”

Can you say double standard? Where is The Hillz on this one? I would have thought her camp would have jumped all over this one. Maybe they were too busy dodging sniper fire. Who knows?

props to Anjelica for the link.