The Follow Up

Rival El Tinklenberg of MN just raisednearly a MILLION DOLLARS after Michelle "Doo-DOo Flinga" Bachmann's McCarthy comments.

Republicans these days are starting to look like Diddy--saying anything to stay in the news.

Sad,

But good for CHANGE!!!

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McCain Chokes, Tries to gab Obama's Ass

Pharrell Williams said it best:

Spaz if you want to

Judging by this photo, John McCain must have pumped the N*E*R*D* banger before the third and final Presidential Debates.

After traversing the political canvas of the economy, William Ayers, ACORN, abortion and McBigot rally supporters, The 2 candidates walked away with a sense of accomplishment.

Obama walked away as the clearer, more eloquent and level-headed candidate, while McCain walked away like a malfunctioning andriod after he accomplished doing his his best not to jump out of his own skin in an angry fit of rage.

At any rate, this is far from over. There are still 3 more weeks left to til the election.

Remeber, Gore lost his 11 point national lead to Bush in 2000 in New Hampshire.

Need I say more?

VOTE!

Politricks • No, We Can't

With the McCain campaign floundering, Old Man Winter and the White Witch of Narnia are falling apart trying to keep it together.

After saying this:


He says this:


Seems like someone on has been snorting that McCain too much lately...

Alzheimer's much?

YES WE CAN - Obama F. Baby Does It!!!

After a grueling campaign, Obama F. Baby is one foot in the White House! With endorsements from Jimmy Carter and other political big-shots, its safe to say we can finally keep it moving and square up against McKong for the fall.

Of course the Hillz won't concede, even though its eveident she needs to fall back graciously and start figuring out how to recoup all those campaign Pringles she owes.

HERE'S TO CHANGING HISTORY!

Can we Politic It? YES WE CAN! - Obama 08

With The Hillz hanging on for dear life like Lil Kim's career in this campaign, things are looking good for Mr. Obama F. Baby. He's picking up superdelegate votes faster than R. Kelly can pick up pedo charges. It's only a matter of time before the Democratic Party is united behind this guy and we can get down to business. Like dealing with these gas prices. I've been having to take the Camry working car out WAAAAY too much and my Maybach Excelero has been lonlier than MIMS at his last concert. Who? Exactly.

Thank GOD the Dems are finally seeing the light and getting The Hillz to fall back. The only thing more painful than watching The Hillz...well there isn't much out there more painful than watching a 1000 screaming girls standing behind some chick who won't stop talking about herself and has had waaay too much plastic surgery...unless we're talking about The Season Finale of MTV's The Hills...Or Tyra. Then its' pretty much the same thing...Only twice as painful.

McCain is Bananas, Donkey Kong Enthusiasts Agree

Just when you thought things for Obama F. Baby couldn't get worse after the Rev. Wright Fallout, they got better. A look into the spiritual advisors of Sen. John McCain reveals a certain...well let's just say, people should be going BAPE $hit over this.

Just who is Hagee? Well, here in abbreviated form, are some of his characteristically outlandish opinions:

On Hurricane Katrina: “All hurricanes are acts of God, because God controls the heavens. I believe that New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God, and they were recipients of the judgment of God for that… I believe that Hurricane Katrina was, in fact, the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans.”

On the Catholic Church: “Most readers will be shocked by the clear record of history linking Adolf Hitler and the Roman Catholic Church in a conspiracy to exterminate the Jews.”

On Muslims: Asked whether he believes that Muslims have a mandate to kill Christians and Jews, Hagee replied, “Well, the Quran teaches that. Yes, it teaches that very clearly.”

On women: “Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.”

Can you say double standard? Where is The Hillz on this one? I would have thought her camp would have jumped all over this one. Maybe they were too busy dodging sniper fire. Who knows?

props to Anjelica for the link.