What Part of the Game is That? • Jesse Jackson Hot Mic Scenario

Looks like Uncle Jesse slipped up on the mic while it was still hot and dropped some even hotter nicks about OBama F. Baby.

Obama's nuts, and not his own ridiculously played-out conk, are apparently on Jesse's chopping block.

Perhaps if Slick Jackson grew up, he wouldn't feel like Barry was talking down to him!

While CNN had some class and decided NOT to air Jesse out, FOKKKs News and their all-purpose shock-jock x dung-beetle Billy O'Reilly were all over this one.

You gotta love how Bill included the subtitles for the people at the old folks homes. He has no shame.

A WTF moment for the ages, even if Jesse apologized. Just goes to show just how committed to progress these old heads really are--white OR black.

UPDATE!

Nas sounds off on the NutGate 08

Moguls Gone Wrong - Urine Luck!!!

The Gates of Heaven Showered its Golden....Mercy...upon R. Kelly today, finding him NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES. Chestergate finally has come to a close.

A Cook County jury on Friday acquitted R&B superstar R. Kelly of child pornography charges, marking the end of a high-profile trial rich in courtroom drama and celebrity intrigue.

The 41-year-old singer, whose real name is Robert Kelly, long denied charges that he videotaped himself engaging in a variety of sex acts with his then-underage goddaughter. Authorities said the female in the video could have been as young as 13 at the time.

The jury of nine men and three women deliberated for 7 ½ hours before finding Kelly not guilty on all 14 counts.

The verdict ends a bizarre case that had languished for nearly six years. During almost four weeks of testimony, the jury heard about three-person sexual encounters and watched a sex tape in which the male participant is seen urinating on a female.

Between this, the Neverland Inccidents, and the Chris Strokes Stokes Fiasco, I don't know what to call justice.

I'm sure the Pringle stacks R. Pedo's legal team got will be feeding them and their families for a lifetime. I don't know how since their defense folded like the Lakers' in the second half of Game 4.

Be prepared for an R. Kelly gospel album to drop next week, and I wont be surprised if he sees a doctor about that mole on his back either.

KEEP YOUR DAUGHTERS AWAY FROM THIS MAN!

Moguls Gone Wrong - Wesley Snipes

Just when you thought your Pringles were safe, Wesley Snipes aka Mr. Always Bet on Black, had to go and f it all up for honest, tax-avoiding paying Moguls.

Hours before he was to be sentenced Thursday for failing to file income taxes, Wesley Snipes cut the federal government three checks for $5 million and delivered them in court, according to reports.

The actor and the IRS still must determine how much he owes - plus interest and penalties – after he was found guilty on three counts of willfully failing to file tax returns. He was sentenced Thursday to three years in prison.

Snipes' $15 million payment took prosecutors by surprise. They initially declined to accept the cash, then had changed their mind by day's end.

Reading from a prepared apology, Snipes told the court that he made "costly mistakes" and was the victim of crooked advisers, a liability of wealth and celebrity that attracts "wolves and jackals like flies are attracted to meat."

"I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance," Snipes said.

He remains free for the time being and will be notified when it's time to surrender to authorities. Defense attorney Carmen Hernandez signaled in court that Snipes would pursue an appeal.

Well it looks like Uncle Sam is about to need plenty of napkins after gettin his greasy hands all over Wes' Pringles. Snipes handed him over $15 million like he was getting his lunch money took. White Men Can't Jump, But apparently, Black Men Can't Pay Taxes. Three years in Club Fed is a long time to contemplate the value of a good accountant...and grill hot links with Ronald Isley in a plush fur.