McCain is Bananas, Donkey Kong Enthusiasts Agree

Just when you thought things for Obama F. Baby couldn't get worse after the Rev. Wright Fallout, they got better. A look into the spiritual advisors of Sen. John McCain reveals a certain...well let's just say, people should be going BAPE $hit over this.

Just who is Hagee? Well, here in abbreviated form, are some of his characteristically outlandish opinions:

On Hurricane Katrina: “All hurricanes are acts of God, because God controls the heavens. I believe that New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God, and they were recipients of the judgment of God for that… I believe that Hurricane Katrina was, in fact, the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans.”

On the Catholic Church: “Most readers will be shocked by the clear record of history linking Adolf Hitler and the Roman Catholic Church in a conspiracy to exterminate the Jews.”

On Muslims: Asked whether he believes that Muslims have a mandate to kill Christians and Jews, Hagee replied, “Well, the Quran teaches that. Yes, it teaches that very clearly.”

On women: “Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.”

Can you say double standard? Where is The Hillz on this one? I would have thought her camp would have jumped all over this one. Maybe they were too busy dodging sniper fire. Who knows?

props to Anjelica for the link.