Who's Your Stylist Again?

Check out ya boi T-Pain on some Yin-Yang x Mad Hatter x Bootsy Collins x Sambo steeze last night at the BET Awards...

Who's your stylist again?

What Part of the Game is That?

Just when you thought there was enough self respect to feed you and your family for a lifetime--when America was moving forward with things like, you know, Obama, Hybrid cars, shit, even Reality TV is a step up these days. Someone thought it would be good to set human progress back 15 years and cash in on a "hip hop lifestyle" energy drink trend that died as soon as Lil John got involved.

Forget Patron, Hennessey, and Belvedere. Drank is the "anti-energy drink" aka Sizzurp, now being pushed by clueless suits as the premier hip hop beverage.

"From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind."

Popular "Hip Hop Artists?" Like who? Pimp C? When was he ever popular? Didn't he die of shit like this anyways?!?

"Damn, these child support checks are really stressin me out, my nig. Ey yo pass that Drank over here..."

"Slow Your Roll"? I hope the marketing team behind this gets a trip to Cancun and their pilot "slows his roll" off this shit. Right into the Pacific Ocean.