Moguls Gone Wrong - Urine Luck!!!

The Gates of Heaven Showered its Golden....Mercy...upon R. Kelly today, finding him NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES. Chestergate finally has come to a close.

A Cook County jury on Friday acquitted R&B superstar R. Kelly of child pornography charges, marking the end of a high-profile trial rich in courtroom drama and celebrity intrigue.

The 41-year-old singer, whose real name is Robert Kelly, long denied charges that he videotaped himself engaging in a variety of sex acts with his then-underage goddaughter. Authorities said the female in the video could have been as young as 13 at the time.

The jury of nine men and three women deliberated for 7 ½ hours before finding Kelly not guilty on all 14 counts.

The verdict ends a bizarre case that had languished for nearly six years. During almost four weeks of testimony, the jury heard about three-person sexual encounters and watched a sex tape in which the male participant is seen urinating on a female.

Between this, the Neverland Inccidents, and the Chris Strokes Stokes Fiasco, I don't know what to call justice.

I'm sure the Pringle stacks R. Pedo's legal team got will be feeding them and their families for a lifetime. I don't know how since their defense folded like the Lakers' in the second half of Game 4.

Be prepared for an R. Kelly gospel album to drop next week, and I wont be surprised if he sees a doctor about that mole on his back either.

KEEP YOUR DAUGHTERS AWAY FROM THIS MAN!

Can we Politic It? YES WE CAN! - Obama 08

With The Hillz hanging on for dear life like Lil Kim's career in this campaign, things are looking good for Mr. Obama F. Baby. He's picking up superdelegate votes faster than R. Kelly can pick up pedo charges. It's only a matter of time before the Democratic Party is united behind this guy and we can get down to business. Like dealing with these gas prices. I've been having to take the Camry working car out WAAAAY too much and my Maybach Excelero has been lonlier than MIMS at his last concert. Who? Exactly.

Thank GOD the Dems are finally seeing the light and getting The Hillz to fall back. The only thing more painful than watching The Hillz...well there isn't much out there more painful than watching a 1000 screaming girls standing behind some chick who won't stop talking about herself and has had waaay too much plastic surgery...unless we're talking about The Season Finale of MTV's The Hills...Or Tyra. Then its' pretty much the same thing...Only twice as painful.