Showing posts with label AYO Technology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AYO Technology. Show all posts

10.08.2008

Hmm...

The more blogs I read, the more I seem to lean toward WordPress as the new home for Mogul Steeze. Blogger is great, but the more I get into web design, the more I want to have more control over all the aspects of this blog.

+ wordpress blogs seem more complete with a better browsing experience and have more options.

- there is a much steeper learning curve to coding.

What do you prefer?

10.07.2008

Peep Dis • Common x Pharrell - Universal Mind Control Video



Pharrell as a Robot: Wasn't he one already?

DOPE.

AYO Technology • The New Mac Book Pro



Sources are not sure
if these shots are real.
At any rate
I will have it.

10.04.2008

AYO Technology • Blackberry Storm is almost here!!!

The whole reason I have been waiting to get a Blackberry has just arrived. Take that iPhone!!!

Good thing: It will be on Verizon, so I don't have to pay $200 to switch service

Bad Thing: It will be on Verizon so I be paying $200 a month for service.

Be Amazed.

7.10.2008

AYO Technology • BlackBerry 9500


Well here you have it...MORE pics of the new all tocuhscreen Blackberry...

Despite the fact I have been openly fiending stanning for this new sweet crackberry diesel device , according to Boy Genius Report, it is DELAYED UNTIL FALL 09!!!

•More•

RIM, you've created this moster.

You'd better keep feeding it!

6.12.2008

AYO Technology - Blackberry 9500


Sickamore...If you had Crackberry Issues before, consider this the new Blue Magic of Smartphones.

RIM is getting its Frank Lucas on again fo-d@-ass and dropping the Verizon Exclusive Blackberry 9500.

For you all Mobile Moguls, like Marv Albert at an Amsterdam sex show, this one is all touch screen. From Downtown....YESS!

iPhones beware. Just when your 3G game was enough to make you cop, Verizon counters quietly like a well-timed Derek Fisher three and conrners the market with a better phone on a better network. Crackberries>Apples.

Props to Boy Genius Report on this one:

Version 4.6 OS
GPS navigation
HSPDA network (thats 4G, Moguls)
280Mbps Transfer Rate
Rumored Video Conference Camera on the FRONT!!!


Sorry Steve Jobs. I'll rock with the Mac Book Pro till...the next one Apple realeases with a minor, yet somehow revoultionary tweak.

As far as phones go, I need that straight Crackberry Diesel. Now I can absorb it through my fingers which makes me tingle inside.

And my lips ashy.


PS, this image may or may NOT be the actual unit, but you get the idea.

6.06.2008

AYO Technology - L.E.D. Emoticon Mask




How cool is this? According to Engadget:

Since most people spend their days behind computers expressing emotions via colons and parentheses anyway, the Digital Media Design Dept at Hongik University figured they'd just be done with it all when they created the "Mask of Emotion." It displays LED emoticons that supposedly react to external stimuli, such as a smile when the wearer shakes hands with someone. Its creators say it was designed to hide real emotions and -- literally -- mask them with whatever is being presented on the mask.


You gotta love the Japanese. They make everything cooler. Just ask Kanye, Pharrell or Lupe. Foxin with the Japanese these days is like what getting shot did for your music career back in 03.

I'm low key mad at the Japanese tho...How is it they can make this cool gadget, but not my custom giant robot suit yet?! If you can make a helmet that reads my thoughts, how hard is the next logical progression of a robot armor suit that reads my thoughts? Let's get on that...you don't wanna see me pull my yen stacks out of your economy. We don't need that kind of drama.

5.06.2008

The Weekend Update

When you're a Mogul, chances are your job consists of telling people what to do all the time ala The 4 Hour Work Week so you can make that 3 o'clock tee time with your Mogul buddies and still catch Sportcenter, or for all you Mogulettes, hit Rodeo Drive in time to make it home to watch The Hills and make fun of LC and her girlfriends...with your girlfriends. It all can get so tiring.

After a seriously productive working Saturday, what do I do? Despite the Good Lord designating the day as one of rest, I topped myself, and made it action-packed...with fun, of course.
If you haven't seen Iron Man yet, we can't be friends. Every Mogul on the planet needs to see this movie. Tony Stark is my Hero. Techno-Mogul, Billionaire, Playboy, and Alcoholic. Stan Lee stole my life story...and my Armor Suit. I'm expecting royalties stacks any day now along with my George Dubya stimulus package check. Or you can just give me that extra suit you got lyin around that Rhoady's tryna get his hands on and we'll call it even.

I also got to see my Wifey in concert...She was as amazing as ever. Ne-yo was there too, so I guess me and my date were on some secret lover shit...I knew you weren't just going "to the bathroom" right after he finished his set. It's fine. Me and Alicia were texting each other the whole show...Good thing I wrote her number down from "Diary" before they took it out of the song. I won't tell.

Shouts to the dude on rocks who was next to us. I never knew an Alicia Keys concert could be so...hyphy.

4.19.2008

AYO Technology - Blackberry 9000

Peep the photo and behold the Blackberry 9000.
I know all you true Moguls out there are Crackberry addicts...and no matter how tied to your 8800 or Curve, and you can't live without it, and it's the best Blackberry ever and you wouldn't trade it for anything--shut up. You know your copping the new hotness faster than you dumped all your stock in Motorola after they dropped the Razr. RIM is at it again and this time, it really is gonna be the best Blackberry you've ever had. No, really.

Peep.

* 624MHz processor, 480×320 screen, GPS, Wi-Fi, 3G, etc.
* The web browser flies. “Loads web pages in 3-4 seconds.”
* The BlackBerry 9000 in its current state runs OS 4.5
* Early launch date was slated for a consumer AT&T launch on June 18th.
* The battery lasts around 4 hours with straight phone calling.
* 256MB of internal memory or 128MB.

Rumor has it there's also a front side camera, so all you freaky Moguls can get your AYO Technology/Elliot Spitzer on. Too bad I'm on Verizon so by the time it's available, people will have Blackberry chips implanted in their brains and we'll all be pushing flying whips.