AYO Technology - Blackberry 9000

Peep the photo and behold the Blackberry 9000.
I know all you true Moguls out there are Crackberry addicts...and no matter how tied to your 8800 or Curve, and you can't live without it, and it's the best Blackberry ever and you wouldn't trade it for anything--shut up. You know your copping the new hotness faster than you dumped all your stock in Motorola after they dropped the Razr. RIM is at it again and this time, it really is gonna be the best Blackberry you've ever had. No, really.

Peep.

* 624MHz processor, 480×320 screen, GPS, Wi-Fi, 3G, etc.
* The web browser flies. “Loads web pages in 3-4 seconds.”
* The BlackBerry 9000 in its current state runs OS 4.5
* Early launch date was slated for a consumer AT&T launch on June 18th.
* The battery lasts around 4 hours with straight phone calling.
* 256MB of internal memory or 128MB.

Rumor has it there's also a front side camera, so all you freaky Moguls can get your AYO Technology/Elliot Spitzer on. Too bad I'm on Verizon so by the time it's available, people will have Blackberry chips implanted in their brains and we'll all be pushing flying whips.