Requiem for a Season Part II - The Thug Haiku

For all of you that missed my comment on Sickamore's Blog, here is a posting of the Thug Haiku of the Laker's loss on Tuesday.


A black cloud
hangs over the city.
Los Angeles...
is devastated.
Oh wait,
thats just ME.
2009 seems like
an eternity away
yet still time
for Bynum to come save us
from Gasol's
Mushy banana
playing-style.
I hope he hits the gym
or
I Will hit him.
Kobe
please
return to glory
or we will trade you
without you even having
to ask
this time.
The flag still flies
from my car's back window.
Oh wait
nevermind.
It fell out this morning
when I rolled down the windows.
The LA heat was stiffling
like Boston's defense
Make me believe again...

AND I WILL BUY ANOTHER ONE.