Moguls Need Love Too

Living the playboy life ain't easy. Your Pringles are always on display, and though you attract fame, fortune, and the occasional stan on a daily basis, gourgeous women are often a mainstay in the life of playboy billionaire Moguls. If you're a young swinging mogul and not fortunate enough to be on some Power Couple Steeze, don't worry. These chicks love the Pringles, and can never just have one. If your game is tight, you can be like one of these Steezy gents and be fortunate enough to have them around to keep your name in the papers and piss off jealous groupies.

Just keep it strapped or, you just might be cuffed for 18 on that Daddy Steeze. Or you can just light their house on fire like Fiddy and keep it moving.

Selita. If Cornball Cannon's stacks weren't enough, the brainpower behind that 5-head was. Puttin that grey matter to work got you close enough to Kanye to kiss the Pringles--and little Ye supposedly.

Alexis who?

Tracey Edmonds. After seeing you at brunch on Sunday with Lisa Raye in my hood, I was taken aback by your beauty. That and your tenacious appetite. No, not for blueberry pancakes and eggs, but for the Pringles. Not content with alimony from Babyface, you moved on to Saucie Murphy. Seeing that your lack of a penis netted you ZERO stacks (even after a stunt marriage/Sorry Scary Spice), you moved on to Diddy. After getting ran through like a banner on the 50 yardline of a Homecoming football game, you probably realized it would be good to go back to the drawing board after netting nothing and calling Diddy "a funny guy". (we already knew he was.)

We all know that your little brunch date with Lisa Raye that day was for her to drop jewels on you on how to snatch up a Mogul the RIGHT way. Mrs. Raye looked bomb in white as usual. She even footed the bill with her Royal Mogul's plastic. Just make sure you follow through this time and pick the right target, Tracey. I'm hearing The Rock's newly divorced Pringles are on the loose.

Make sure you close the deal this time. If not, have your people call my people. I tame cougars in my spare time.