Power Couple Steeze

Damon Dash and his wife Rachel Roy just Moguled up on everyone sealing a $4 BILLION deal for her new clothing line:

According to Baller Status

Damon Dash, the man who helped Jay-Z take Roc-A-Fella Records from the streets to the corporate level, and his wife Rachel Roy announced Monday (June 16) that they've has formed a $4 billion dollar joint venture Jones Apparel Group to develop, market and license the New York-based fashion brand named after his wife.

"Both Rachel and her clothing appeal to many audiences around the world, making her a widely renowned design talent," said Dash in a statement. "Through this partnership, we will be able to explore new opportunities for Rachel Roy, the brand."

Founded in 2004, by Roy and Dash, the Rachel Roy collection embodies everything for women who embrace fashion and dress, says the company, and also adds that effortless glamour, sophistication with a modern edge.

Via the joint venture, the partners plan to further develop the successful brand through continued global expansion of the wholesale business, introduction of new product categories, and stand-alone retail stores in key U.S. and international locations.Rachel Roy will continue to lead the design, manufacturing and production of the brand.

At press time, additional terms of the transaction were not disclosed.The line is currently available in the luxury department and select specialty stores, including Bergdorf Goodman, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom and Saks, and internationally in countries such as the United Kingdom, Hong Kong, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, South Korea, Canada, Turkey and Indonesia.

Jigga what? Jigga WHO?

With the Live Nation Deal looking as questionable as Kobe in the Finals, Dame might have one upped his former business partner.

Props to him and his wifey rockin that power couple steeze. Dash's boo came through when his Mogul Steeze was all but evaporated.

Props to a real Mogulette who can handle the rock when the Pringles are down and come thru for a Boss.

That's the wifey steeze all real Moguls should aspire for.

Moguls Gone Wrong - Urine Luck!!!

The Gates of Heaven Showered its Golden....Mercy...upon R. Kelly today, finding him NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES. Chestergate finally has come to a close.

A Cook County jury on Friday acquitted R&B superstar R. Kelly of child pornography charges, marking the end of a high-profile trial rich in courtroom drama and celebrity intrigue.

The 41-year-old singer, whose real name is Robert Kelly, long denied charges that he videotaped himself engaging in a variety of sex acts with his then-underage goddaughter. Authorities said the female in the video could have been as young as 13 at the time.

The jury of nine men and three women deliberated for 7 ½ hours before finding Kelly not guilty on all 14 counts.

The verdict ends a bizarre case that had languished for nearly six years. During almost four weeks of testimony, the jury heard about three-person sexual encounters and watched a sex tape in which the male participant is seen urinating on a female.

Between this, the Neverland Inccidents, and the Chris Strokes Stokes Fiasco, I don't know what to call justice.

I'm sure the Pringle stacks R. Pedo's legal team got will be feeding them and their families for a lifetime. I don't know how since their defense folded like the Lakers' in the second half of Game 4.

Be prepared for an R. Kelly gospel album to drop next week, and I wont be surprised if he sees a doctor about that mole on his back either.

KEEP YOUR DAUGHTERS AWAY FROM THIS MAN!

Game 4 = Magic Garbage

Game 4=MAGIC GARBAGE

1st half
was MAGIC
2nd half
was GARBAGE
Hence the title.
How do you blow a 24 point lead
In 24 minutes?
LA Needs CPR
For choking in Game 4.
I will still rock the Laker flag on the whip
Miracles can happen in the summer

What Part of the Game is That? - Politricks

When will FoKKKs News learn that with every LAME ASS attempt at taking a jab at our next President Obama F. Baby, they are digging their own graves.

First it was the pound that was mistaken as a "terrorist fist jab"

Now they are refer to our First Lady as "Barack's baby mama"!!!

When has that EVER been cool?!?!

Salon's Alex Koppelman writes:

An alert reader wrote in just a little while ago to let us know about something he'd spotted on Fox News Wednesday afternoon. During a segment discussing conservative attacks against Michelle Obama, the wife of presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama, the network described the former as "Obama's baby mama."

I checked, and sure enough, as you can see below, our e-mailer was right. In fact, that description was displayed on screen several times during the segment, which featured anchor Megyn Kelly and conservative blogger Michelle Malkin, an FNC contributor.

At some point, they might want to stop coming across as BLATANTLY racist, but I guess that ratings, pandering to the Mayonnaisse Mafia, and keeping Ann Coulter's draws wet on a daily basis is more important than actual NEWS.

I'm waiting for the day they call Cindy McCain "John's Vanilla Jump-Off" and even the score. Will it happen? Not likely...But should it happen?

YEZZIR.

AYO Technology - Blackberry 9500

Sickamore...If you had Crackberry Issues before, consider this the new Blue Magic of Smartphones.

RIM is getting its Frank Lucas on again fo-d@-ass and dropping the Verizon Exclusive Blackberry 9500.

For you all Mobile Moguls, like Marv Albert at an Amsterdam sex show, this one is all touch screen. From Downtown....YESS!

iPhones beware. Just when your 3G game was enough to make you cop, Verizon counters quietly like a well-timed Derek Fisher three and conrners the market with a better phone on a better network. Crackberries>Apples.

Props to Boy Genius Report on this one:

Version 4.6 OS
GPS navigation
HSPDA network (thats 4G, Moguls)
280Mbps Transfer Rate
Rumored Video Conference Camera on the FRONT!!!

Sorry Steve Jobs. I'll rock with the Mac Book Pro till...the next one Apple realeases with a minor, yet somehow revoultionary tweak.

As far as phones go, I need that straight Crackberry Diesel. Now I can absorb it through my fingers which makes me tingle inside.

And my lips ashy.


PS, this image may or may NOT be the actual unit, but you get the idea.

You Ain't Up on This - BMW GINA Fabric Car

Zee Germans. Leave it to them to push the very fabric (yeah...that was bad) of steeze with their latest concept car the GINA. Made of a new alloy chassis frame and four pieces of fabric, your whip will be dressed better than you for a change.

According to Wired:

The body is made from a seamless polyurethane-coated Lycra fabric stretched over a moveable aluminum frame allowing the owner to change the car's shape. Purely conceptual, there is no intention of this technology ever going into production.
Chris Bangle, head of design for BMW, says GINA allowed his team to "challenge existing principles and conventional processes."

"It is in the nature of such visions that they do not necessarily claim to be suitable for series production," company officials said in unveiling the car Tuesday. "Rather, they are intended to steer creativity and research into new directions."
GINA (Geometry and functions In 'N' Adaptions) has been in development for six years, the working model is built on a Z8 chassis and has four panels which take about two hours to put on.

2 hours to put on?! Any good Mogul can get dressed in like, 20 min tops. Only fitting that his car would be able to do the same! On the bright side, now you can change your car to fit those custom Vandals you copped, rather than the other way around. Sure its expensive, but thats why your pringle game is serious.

Hopefully with this we can finally see the death of those tacky 80s throwback cloth drop tops.

Kick Stans - Nike Court Force II Neons

Just copped these this past weekend. I must say Stepping into Tomorrow on that ass never felt so good.

Don't Thank Me, Thank My Stylist.

Quick-style post and more to come, Moguls!

What Part of the Game is That?

Just when you thought there was enough self respect to feed you and your family for a lifetime--when America was moving forward with things like, you know, Obama, Hybrid cars, shit, even Reality TV is a step up these days. Someone thought it would be good to set human progress back 15 years and cash in on a "hip hop lifestyle" energy drink trend that died as soon as Lil John got involved.

Forget Patron, Hennessey, and Belvedere. Drank is the "anti-energy drink" aka Sizzurp, now being pushed by clueless suits as the premier hip hop beverage.

"From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind."

Popular "Hip Hop Artists?" Like who? Pimp C? When was he ever popular? Didn't he die of shit like this anyways?!?

"Damn, these child support checks are really stressin me out, my nig. Ey yo pass that Drank over here..."

"Slow Your Roll"? I hope the marketing team behind this gets a trip to Cancun and their pilot "slows his roll" off this shit. Right into the Pacific Ocean.

AYO Technology - L.E.D. Emoticon Mask

How cool is this? According to Engadget:

Since most people spend their days behind computers expressing emotions via colons and parentheses anyway, the Digital Media Design Dept at Hongik University figured they'd just be done with it all when they created the "Mask of Emotion." It displays LED emoticons that supposedly react to external stimuli, such as a smile when the wearer shakes hands with someone. Its creators say it was designed to hide real emotions and -- literally -- mask them with whatever is being presented on the mask.

You gotta love the Japanese. They make everything cooler. Just ask Kanye, Pharrell or Lupe. Foxin with the Japanese these days is like what getting shot did for your music career back in 03.

I'm low key mad at the Japanese tho...How is it they can make this cool gadget, but not my custom giant robot suit yet?! If you can make a helmet that reads my thoughts, how hard is the next logical progression of a robot armor suit that reads my thoughts? Let's get on that...you don't wanna see me pull my yen stacks out of your economy. We don't need that kind of drama.

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