Keyshia Cole Will Have Your Baby

According to BET, Keyshia Cole is ready to start a family.

It truly must be a Christmas miracle for my dude Phella of the Firm. Make sure to poke some holes in those Gold Ones next time you're in Oakland, Phella. This one's for all the Pringles.

Movies in 09 Will be Watchable

If the SHoe Fits, THROW IT

While at a press conference in Iraq, an Iraqi reporter got all brawlick on Dubya and threw his shoes at him mid sentence. In Arab culture, throwing your shoes at someone is the ultimate sign of disrespect.

I'm sure that in ANY culture throwing your shoes at someone is considered a sign of disrespect but leave it to those funny Iraqis to make it a worldwide phenomenon.

Just Watch

This is hilarious!!! Peep the Justin Timberlake & Jamie Lyinn-Sigler cameos

One for the Ages

Celebrated the 26th this week.

I say week cuz I don't give a $#!+ that there's a recession, a birthday's always last a week off top.

So anyways I celebrated my 26th on the surprise tip orchestrated by none other than my lovely Anjelica. She somehow managed to hack my matrix and get a "You Bet Your Life" cast of characters that I know and love! :-)

Shout to Anjelica :), Sickamore, Candy, Bev, Josh, Slim, Jason, Vlad & all my Friends & Firmilia for all the BDay love, drinks, & calls...& drinks. While I was completly torn back, I couldn't help but be excited for 09'. 26 is the age you get to do what didn't get done on your gigantic checklist when you brokedown and had a quarter-life crisis at 25.

One Sunset, Les Deux (the moset overarated club in he universe) and The Classic Fallback Spot Geisha House. It was one for the books...A pleasure to party in grand style with my closest friends!!!

The Insomniaks x Hip Hop Game

Check out the Insomniaks on Hip Hop Game...These guys are killing it right now...09s gonna be incredible for these gents

The Insomniaks · Who Sleeps Anymore? Trailer 3

Who Sleeps Anymore? Trailer #3 from Illecism on Vimeo.

You Can Vote Whoever You Like...YEEEEAH

THIS is Classic Material

Seventh graders from Ron Clark Academy perform their “Whatever You Like” by T.I. parody at the Coca-Cola Leadership Summit in Atlanta, Georgia.

Lyrics:

Obama on the left
McCain on the right
We can talk politics all night
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah

Democratic left
Republican right
November 4th we decide
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah

(McCain supporters)
McCain’s the best candidate
With Palin as his running mate
They’ll fight for gun rights, pro life,
The conservative right
Our future is bright
Better economy in site
And all the world will feel our military might

(Obama supporters)
But McCain and Bush are real close right
They vote alike and keep it tight
Obama’s new, he’s younger too
The Middle Class he will help you
He’ll bring a change, he’s got the brains
McCain and Bush are just the same
You are to blame, Iraq’s a shame
Four more years would be insane

Lower your Taxes - you know Obama Won’t
PROTECT THE LOWER CLASS - You know McCain won’t!
Have enough experience - you know that they don’t
STOP GLOBAL WARMING - you know that you won’t

I want Obama
FORGET OBAMA
Stick with McCain and you’re going to have some drama
We need it
HE’LL BRING IT
He’ll be it
YOU’LL SEE IT
We’ll do it
GET TO IT
Let’s move it
DO IT!

Obama on the left
McCain on the right
We can talk politics all night
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah

Democratic left
Republican right
November 4th we decide
And you can vote however you like, I said
You can vote however you like, yeah

I’m talking big pipe lines, and low gas prices
Below $2.00 that would be nice

But to do it right we gotta start today
Finding renewable ways that are here to stay

I want Obama
FORGET OBAMA,
Stick wit McCain you gone have some drama
MORE WAR IN IRAQ
Iran he will attack
CAN’T BRING OUR TROOPS BACK
We gotta vote Barack!

Obama on the left
McCain on the right
We can talk politics all night
And you can vote however you like, I said
You can vote however you like, yeah

Democratic left
Republican right
November 4th we decide
And you can vote however you like, I said
You can vote however you like, yeah


www.ronclarkacademy.com

The Insomniaks · Who Sleeps Anymore? Trailer 2

Who Sleeps Anymore? Trailer #2 from Illecism on Vimeo.

SNL - Finger in Butts

I know this is toilet humor.

It's done exceptionally well though!