Welcome to the Lakeshow

Haters, keep the mouth closed. Actually keep it open so you can continue to guzzle that Haterade. It's what helped us get here. Not that we needed it cuz as a lifelong Laker Fan I knew this was coming. It just made the ride that much more fun to crush your dreams. The Spurs are the most unexciting team in basketball, and I hope their offseason continues to be just as unexciting. Meanwhile we'll be in the playoffs droppin off the Cosby Kids on the Celtics.

The refs can't stop us. Bruce Bowen's pattycake hands can't stop us. Even minus Bynum we still bring it. Look at Gasol right now blessin his European counterpart and master flopper Manu Ginobli right here. You see the look on his face? With those $25k fines about be imposed by the NBA for flopping, Manu's check is gonna be comin up pretty short next season. He's gonna be making that face a lot.

Paul Pierce may be The Truth, and AI may be The Answer, but Kobe is THE BUSINESS. See you in Boston... And if KG don't bring it, we'll see you in Detroit.