Comedy - The Dynasty Continues (Or Does It?)

From It's The Real

Peep Dis • Snoop feat. Nate Dog - Crazy

Snoopy D-O-Double drops a new animated video for his upcoming DVD, Adventures of Tha Blue Carpet Treatment DVD.

Last week he also talked about doing some tracks on Dr. Dre's vapor-album Detox.

“that record is real it’s coming, You know me, I was starting to doubt it myself and then I went up there and Dre played so much music for me it knocked my head off.”

Word is The Doc is exec producing his next album.

Thoughts???

Jay x Oasis

"I can't play this...Oh wait nevermind, I'm a billionaire."

The Jigganaut just won't stop. Live Nation, Roc the Mic Tour, Rumors of Yankee ownership, and now Rock Music?

No...he's just getting his Lil Wayne on with a guitar we know he can't play...unless he's been taking lessons from Lenny Kravitz or something.

What is it with rappers trying to be rock stars?

That's what I'm here for! Fall back unless you can really play, like myself! All will be revealed July 3rd.

Jigga gave Oasis the finger and sang "Wonderwall" at Glastonbury. It went something like this:

Beyonce give her man props.

Noel Gallagher, in a drunken rage, slaps his brother Liam and throws a Divo-fit about why Hip Hop sucks, while still trying to reamain a releavant rock artist.


Jay-Z's pringles hit all time high while the UK forgets who really sang the song first.


Lupe does his thang too.


The end.

On The Rocks

"My Mama bought me rocks for my Super 18th Birthday!"

Tianna Taylor was looking like chocolate on the rocks in this recent photo...


She was already giving off the Scissor/Sister vibe, but I'm guessing she prefers that White Girl.

Kanye Respondyes

Weezy •> Yeezy: "You know that ass..um..award's mine next year, son. No Homo."

Weezy <• Yeezy: "Maybe...If I don't drop another album...but real talk, you a little too comfortable back there, yo..."

Mr. West found the time to put together a well argued rant about the recent Bonnaroo Fisaco.

"I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall... Why???? I understand if people don't like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life. This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want.... arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of.... BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I'M FLYING! I'M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, "KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE." CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ?????????"

CONTINUED

I couldn't agree more...Ye loves his fans more than anything. If you're not a fan, then don't go to his show!

Meanwhile here goes Kanye x Jeezy @ The Awards doin Put On...

Ye's killin it with the live vocoder.

BTW: No I am not covering the SouljaBoy x Ice Cube x Get a Life both of You drama.

But even as a self-proclaimed Kanye Stan, he missed me with the Soulja Boy x Nas comparison.

Nas is a legend.

Soulja Boy's 15 minutes do not have roll-over.

Obama F. Baby x Rolling Stone

Obama F. Baby's second term on Rolling Stone.

He talks politics, iPods, and Jay-Z

Take that FoKKKs News!

Public Transportation x Random Thoughts

With the Exelero at the mechanic, I've had no other choice than to take the bus to the office.

This means waking up at the crack of dawn only to get their at the same time if I had left my place 2 hours later.

It also means sitting between to an old mexican dude and a leaky drip next to your seat.


Thoughts arise during these thought-provoking moments:


"Where can this old guy possibly be going?"

"Why did Missy Elliot win best Female rapper over Lil Mama at the BET Awards?"

"Isn't Lil Mama the new Missy Elliot?"


"What's good Keiysha?"


"When will they fix this #$#@ing leak?!"

"Eddie Smurphy u done fucked up. Scary Spice can have my child any time"

"You were robbed on Dancing with the Stars Mel...

ROBBED!!!"

Who's Your Stylist Again?

Check out ya boi T-Pain on some Yin-Yang x Mad Hatter x Bootsy Collins x Sambo steeze last night at the BET Awards...

Who's your stylist again?

Nor Cal Road Trippin

So I'm taking a trip up to the Bay Area to do a few things:


Escape LA after the Lakers lost. (It's just too much)

See Her parents. (Celtics Pride>Lakers self loathing)

Pose for my Paul Pierce Jersey Photo (IT WAS A BET!)

Make salmon. (Its GOOD)

Eat like a King. (There goes the workout plan)

Map out the Insominaks project with the Firm. (!!!)

Get a Blackberry. (Finally)

Scout talent (What??? There's none in Hollywood?!)

Hit Frisco with a vengance. (Like David Beckham-No Homo)

Spend my paycheck at Huf


More to come.

Classic Convos - Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous

HER (1:50:14 PM): Botox may do more than diminish wrinkles. A new study suggests that the botulinum toxin -- the active ingredient in the skin treatment -- may move from its injection site to the brain.

ME (1:50:34 PM): HAHAHA

HER (1:52:52 PM): no wonder why everyone is stupid in hollywood

ME (1:53:28 PM): that was WAAAAY before Botox trust me

Marketing 101

Somehow, with a name like that....I can't say I didn't see this one coming....

Stepping into Tomorrow - Jezign Light Up Kicks

I don't know how to feel about these...I low key feel that light up shoes belong in the same catergory as 90s babies who are on that roller-shoe steeze, but with the fashion trends these days, who knows.

From Complex:

It’s been a minute since we saw light-up kicks—think back to the days when everyone was flossing those L.A Gear joints that flickered with every step. But it seems like Jezign, an advanced footwear illumination brand, is trying to make night-friendly kicks hot again. Perfect for after-hours summer balling, the Jezign line is focused around the brand’s most popular silhouette, “The Bubble Cloud”, a technical basketball shoe tricked out with a bright light in the sole. Although basketball sneakers are the bread and butter of the company, Jez also developed a casual collection which they claim is “generating a buzz with fashion-conscious urban consumers and celebrities.” We’re not sure if we’d rock these with our skinny jeans, but there’s a time and place for everything. The shoes are available for $150 at finishline.com Watch the promo video below.

Maybe Moguls really DO wanna get their Billie Jean on and light up the sidewalk when they walk--especially if the kid is not your son...and glowing in the dark while you dunk on a dude wearing mere Jordans must be empowering.

So what do you think Kick Stans...

Would you cop these?

%#$@ You, Mr. West

"Fresh off the plane...FUCK KANYE?"

It seems that Mr West is getting NO love in the Heart of the City in Tennessee at the Bonnaroo Festival.

Graffitti bearing the infamous four letter diatribe by concert goers was apparently a result of His Honorable Lateness'...well lateness.

His cool-as-funk stage set apparently took too long to set up, and Kanye neglected to apologize to his fans.

Get over it I say...you're at a four day festival and you're wasted. Smoke a blunt and get your Glow in the Dark on. It was the best show of the year.

Requiem for a Season Part II - The Thug Haiku

For all of you that missed my comment on Sickamore's Blog, here is a posting of the Thug Haiku of the Laker's loss on Tuesday.


A black cloud
hangs over the city.
Los Angeles...
is devastated.
Oh wait,
thats just ME.
2009 seems like
an eternity away
yet still time
for Bynum to come save us
from Gasol's
Mushy banana
playing-style.
I hope he hits the gym
or
I Will hit him.
Kobe
please
return to glory
or we will trade you
without you even having
to ask
this time.
The flag still flies
from my car's back window.
Oh wait
nevermind.
It fell out this morning
when I rolled down the windows.
The LA heat was stiffling
like Boston's defense
Make me believe again...

AND I WILL BUY ANOTHER ONE.

Requiem for a Season

Unless you've been hiding in a cave, or you are a hospital-ridden Laker-Hater, you missed out on a beatdown...

Calm down all my fellow Laker-Lovers...I know this was a tough L, but...

GAAAAAAAAAAAATTDAMN...39 POINTS??? 39 POINTS?!?!

39 points is worse than any NBA Live skunk. EVER! You'd get your controller revoked after 20. PERIOD.

Maybe because I bleed Purple and Gold, but were all the networks covering the Celtics win in the Finals just a little TOO ready to congratulate them? I knew I smelled something foul...and it smells like bias...

That or David Stern...

"The refs only had 'this' much to do with the outcome of the series."

ABC Puts up a Celtics Win graphic...

IN GAME 5?!?!

The countless photos of The Big 3 and Doc Rivers molesting the Larry O'Brien Trophy on SLIDESHOW throughout Game 6...THAT FAST??? Where was the Kobe & Phil treatment?

Stuart Scott is hawking Celtics Championship shirts after the game for NBA.com?

Moonlighting, are we Stu?

STICK TO BROADCASTING.

And get some #%*&in Visine.


Oh well...KG, Jesus, & Piru made it rain on them hoes like PacMan Jones. I can't even front, I'm happy for them. They are all worthy of a championship, no doubt. PP is MVP. Can't hate.

Maybe he'll finally get some rest...

And a haircut.


All I wanna know is...

What the #@!& Happened to THIS Kobe???


Oh yeah..this...

Gasol, you belong on the JV squad at my High School. Hit the weights in the offseason.

Kobe, you owe us one brother. You owe us BIG.


Boston, we'll see you when Bynum is back.

Jigga What?

"Dame...is that you?"

It has been reported that a Mogul Beef has broken out among Live Nation´s Inc´s top executives:

According to Reuters, the bosses are battling over the concert-promotion company's strategy to reshape the music industry by making big, expensive deals with artists.

Chief Executive Michael Rapino wants to slow the pace of multimillion-dollar deals with artists, while Chairman Michael Cohl wants to accelerate it.

Live Nation’s stock price, which has fallen more than 44% since its first big deal and with the ever changing music industry Rapino wants to play it safe.

Live Nation signed a $120 million deal with Madonna and a $150 million deal with Jay-Z, and more big deals are coming up.

I hope this doesn't stall the RocNation deal that much. The streets are talkin and Jigganaut's Pringles might have to bow before his ex biz partner, Damon Dash...

More on that soon!

Power Couple Steeze

Damon Dash and his wife Rachel Roy just Moguled up on everyone sealing a $4 BILLION deal for her new clothing line:

According to Baller Status

Damon Dash, the man who helped Jay-Z take Roc-A-Fella Records from the streets to the corporate level, and his wife Rachel Roy announced Monday (June 16) that they've has formed a $4 billion dollar joint venture Jones Apparel Group to develop, market and license the New York-based fashion brand named after his wife.

"Both Rachel and her clothing appeal to many audiences around the world, making her a widely renowned design talent," said Dash in a statement. "Through this partnership, we will be able to explore new opportunities for Rachel Roy, the brand."

Founded in 2004, by Roy and Dash, the Rachel Roy collection embodies everything for women who embrace fashion and dress, says the company, and also adds that effortless glamour, sophistication with a modern edge.

Via the joint venture, the partners plan to further develop the successful brand through continued global expansion of the wholesale business, introduction of new product categories, and stand-alone retail stores in key U.S. and international locations.Rachel Roy will continue to lead the design, manufacturing and production of the brand.

At press time, additional terms of the transaction were not disclosed.The line is currently available in the luxury department and select specialty stores, including Bergdorf Goodman, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom and Saks, and internationally in countries such as the United Kingdom, Hong Kong, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, South Korea, Canada, Turkey and Indonesia.

Jigga what? Jigga WHO?

With the Live Nation Deal looking as questionable as Kobe in the Finals, Dame might have one upped his former business partner.

Props to him and his wifey rockin that power couple steeze. Dash's boo came through when his Mogul Steeze was all but evaporated.

Props to a real Mogulette who can handle the rock when the Pringles are down and come thru for a Boss.

That's the wifey steeze all real Moguls should aspire for.

Moguls Gone Wrong - Urine Luck!!!

The Gates of Heaven Showered its Golden....Mercy...upon R. Kelly today, finding him NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES. Chestergate finally has come to a close.

A Cook County jury on Friday acquitted R&B superstar R. Kelly of child pornography charges, marking the end of a high-profile trial rich in courtroom drama and celebrity intrigue.

The 41-year-old singer, whose real name is Robert Kelly, long denied charges that he videotaped himself engaging in a variety of sex acts with his then-underage goddaughter. Authorities said the female in the video could have been as young as 13 at the time.

The jury of nine men and three women deliberated for 7 ½ hours before finding Kelly not guilty on all 14 counts.

The verdict ends a bizarre case that had languished for nearly six years. During almost four weeks of testimony, the jury heard about three-person sexual encounters and watched a sex tape in which the male participant is seen urinating on a female.

Between this, the Neverland Inccidents, and the Chris Strokes Stokes Fiasco, I don't know what to call justice.

I'm sure the Pringle stacks R. Pedo's legal team got will be feeding them and their families for a lifetime. I don't know how since their defense folded like the Lakers' in the second half of Game 4.

Be prepared for an R. Kelly gospel album to drop next week, and I wont be surprised if he sees a doctor about that mole on his back either.

KEEP YOUR DAUGHTERS AWAY FROM THIS MAN!

Game 4 = Magic Garbage

Game 4=MAGIC GARBAGE

1st half
was MAGIC
2nd half
was GARBAGE
Hence the title.
How do you blow a 24 point lead
In 24 minutes?
LA Needs CPR
For choking in Game 4.
I will still rock the Laker flag on the whip
Miracles can happen in the summer

What Part of the Game is That? - Politricks

When will FoKKKs News learn that with every LAME ASS attempt at taking a jab at our next President Obama F. Baby, they are digging their own graves.

First it was the pound that was mistaken as a "terrorist fist jab"

Now they are refer to our First Lady as "Barack's baby mama"!!!

When has that EVER been cool?!?!

Salon's Alex Koppelman writes:

An alert reader wrote in just a little while ago to let us know about something he'd spotted on Fox News Wednesday afternoon. During a segment discussing conservative attacks against Michelle Obama, the wife of presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama, the network described the former as "Obama's baby mama."

I checked, and sure enough, as you can see below, our e-mailer was right. In fact, that description was displayed on screen several times during the segment, which featured anchor Megyn Kelly and conservative blogger Michelle Malkin, an FNC contributor.

At some point, they might want to stop coming across as BLATANTLY racist, but I guess that ratings, pandering to the Mayonnaisse Mafia, and keeping Ann Coulter's draws wet on a daily basis is more important than actual NEWS.

I'm waiting for the day they call Cindy McCain "John's Vanilla Jump-Off" and even the score. Will it happen? Not likely...But should it happen?

YEZZIR.

AYO Technology - Blackberry 9500

Sickamore...If you had Crackberry Issues before, consider this the new Blue Magic of Smartphones.

RIM is getting its Frank Lucas on again fo-d@-ass and dropping the Verizon Exclusive Blackberry 9500.

For you all Mobile Moguls, like Marv Albert at an Amsterdam sex show, this one is all touch screen. From Downtown....YESS!

iPhones beware. Just when your 3G game was enough to make you cop, Verizon counters quietly like a well-timed Derek Fisher three and conrners the market with a better phone on a better network. Crackberries>Apples.

Props to Boy Genius Report on this one:

Version 4.6 OS
GPS navigation
HSPDA network (thats 4G, Moguls)
280Mbps Transfer Rate
Rumored Video Conference Camera on the FRONT!!!

Sorry Steve Jobs. I'll rock with the Mac Book Pro till...the next one Apple realeases with a minor, yet somehow revoultionary tweak.

As far as phones go, I need that straight Crackberry Diesel. Now I can absorb it through my fingers which makes me tingle inside.

And my lips ashy.


PS, this image may or may NOT be the actual unit, but you get the idea.

You Ain't Up on This - BMW GINA Fabric Car

Zee Germans. Leave it to them to push the very fabric (yeah...that was bad) of steeze with their latest concept car the GINA. Made of a new alloy chassis frame and four pieces of fabric, your whip will be dressed better than you for a change.

According to Wired:

The body is made from a seamless polyurethane-coated Lycra fabric stretched over a moveable aluminum frame allowing the owner to change the car's shape. Purely conceptual, there is no intention of this technology ever going into production.
Chris Bangle, head of design for BMW, says GINA allowed his team to "challenge existing principles and conventional processes."

"It is in the nature of such visions that they do not necessarily claim to be suitable for series production," company officials said in unveiling the car Tuesday. "Rather, they are intended to steer creativity and research into new directions."
GINA (Geometry and functions In 'N' Adaptions) has been in development for six years, the working model is built on a Z8 chassis and has four panels which take about two hours to put on.

2 hours to put on?! Any good Mogul can get dressed in like, 20 min tops. Only fitting that his car would be able to do the same! On the bright side, now you can change your car to fit those custom Vandals you copped, rather than the other way around. Sure its expensive, but thats why your pringle game is serious.

Hopefully with this we can finally see the death of those tacky 80s throwback cloth drop tops.

Kick Stans - Nike Court Force II Neons

Just copped these this past weekend. I must say Stepping into Tomorrow on that ass never felt so good.

Don't Thank Me, Thank My Stylist.

Quick-style post and more to come, Moguls!

What Part of the Game is That?

Just when you thought there was enough self respect to feed you and your family for a lifetime--when America was moving forward with things like, you know, Obama, Hybrid cars, shit, even Reality TV is a step up these days. Someone thought it would be good to set human progress back 15 years and cash in on a "hip hop lifestyle" energy drink trend that died as soon as Lil John got involved.

Forget Patron, Hennessey, and Belvedere. Drank is the "anti-energy drink" aka Sizzurp, now being pushed by clueless suits as the premier hip hop beverage.

"From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind."

Popular "Hip Hop Artists?" Like who? Pimp C? When was he ever popular? Didn't he die of shit like this anyways?!?

"Damn, these child support checks are really stressin me out, my nig. Ey yo pass that Drank over here..."

"Slow Your Roll"? I hope the marketing team behind this gets a trip to Cancun and their pilot "slows his roll" off this shit. Right into the Pacific Ocean.

AYO Technology - L.E.D. Emoticon Mask

How cool is this? According to Engadget:

Since most people spend their days behind computers expressing emotions via colons and parentheses anyway, the Digital Media Design Dept at Hongik University figured they'd just be done with it all when they created the "Mask of Emotion." It displays LED emoticons that supposedly react to external stimuli, such as a smile when the wearer shakes hands with someone. Its creators say it was designed to hide real emotions and -- literally -- mask them with whatever is being presented on the mask.

You gotta love the Japanese. They make everything cooler. Just ask Kanye, Pharrell or Lupe. Foxin with the Japanese these days is like what getting shot did for your music career back in 03.

I'm low key mad at the Japanese tho...How is it they can make this cool gadget, but not my custom giant robot suit yet?! If you can make a helmet that reads my thoughts, how hard is the next logical progression of a robot armor suit that reads my thoughts? Let's get on that...you don't wanna see me pull my yen stacks out of your economy. We don't need that kind of drama.

N.E.R.D. - On Seeing Sounds +Live on Leno

• MTV
• Music Videos
• MTV Shows
• Entertainment News

Seeing Sounds drops June 10th....COP THAT

I Don't Want to Hear It

I am in no way celebrating the Laker's loss to the Celtics last night. Certain individuals will say that Boston's taking it in a sweep. Get real. The only thing I will say is Paul Pierce put on a great show for the Boston stans. Going down in the second half with a knee injury and coming back to the game to drop 2 consecutive 3s was pure NBA magic. Even Laker fans had to feel that.

At any rate, it must be noticed that LA was battling all night in Beantown, and the Celtricks had a tough time putting us away.

Jesus, KG, and Piru: Just understand that when you come to the Staples, it ain't gonna get no easier fellas. I know it will be a series to remember.

Politic It? YES WE CAN - Nas on Obama F. Baby

Nas has high expectations for ya boi Obama F. Baby. According to MTV.com:

“There never been a president to address the slaughter of young black people by this country’s police. When your government’s police are killing one section of people, that’s genocide. There’s never been a president to even acknowledge it. You don’t acknowledge that? That’s a big thing President Obama has to recognize when he gets in office. I’m five presidents in … and I ain’t seen nothing happen to stop the police murders on young, black people,” he added. “Why would I believe in the system? With that being said, I think Barack can cure that disease and help cure the country. Not just in that area with us blacks, but also with all Americans. Women are getting treated like dogs. You know how hard it is for a woman to prove she was raped? The system is warped. They throw young guys — who’s starving — in jail just trying to survive on the streets. Throw them in jail forever. Young kids, 18 years old, executed in Texas. Yet, child predators get to come home and do it again. I think it’s so much our president can do. [Obama] seems like a human being. I say that because a lot of presidents don’t seem like human beings. They seem like straight-up businessmen who care about nothing but the business. Nah, you gotta care about the people.”

Nas has always been one of my favorite rappers because of his political consciousness. I liken him to the Gil Scott Heron of Hip Hop. If only other rappers would step their politic game up.

Now that we have a brother heading to the white house, we can finally stop seeing trifflin' nigga-$#!+ like this.


Or this.




Now pump that imeem track. NaS is like...

Daps.

YES WE CAN!!!

Dayum.

According to a TEXT MESSAGE sent to Perez Hilton, it seems that Eddie Winslow has been layin his goon hand down on his (*ahem*) fiance, Karrine Stephans lately.

She says:

"It's Karrine. U have to help me. My boyfriend just tried to run over me with his car. [I] Just made a police report. In August, he placed me in a choke hold at a strip club on my birthday. There's a report and photos of that. There was another choking I never reported but is now being investigated. I lied to the city attny to save his ass but I'm DONE. He'll kill me if I go on with this. YES…Eddie Winslow from Family Matters! I have to give you this story. Pls!"

I wonder if those Lil Wayne "homie-lover-friend" conversations she and Weezy openly bragged about in Vibe Magazine way back had anything to do with this?

She was gettin pretty gully, talkin to Wayne on the phone while her and Eddie lived together. Why anyone would wanna wife this one is beyond me...she's had more laps put on her than 12 Daytona 500s. Besides, its not like Eddie's got the Pringles to blow into the wind on her anyways...I know its 2008, but Hoes still=/=Housewives. Sorry, but if this Mogul's Cuffing for Life, its power couple or nothing.

Still its no excuse to use Karrine as terrain to test the Double R suspension on.



BTW, since when is Perez the hood solution for Domestic Violence?

Thoughts???

Stepping into Tomorrow - Nike Vandal High Supreme EX Metal Pack

After scouring the Net for some new black/metallic hightops I can afford to wear more than once, (sorry Kriss Van Assche...you still fly) Nike finally drops the vandals i've been waiting for.

According to High Snobiety:

A lot of hype has already built up on the Metal Pack by Nike on the internet in the past months. The Vandal High Supreme EX. out of the pack will be released at Atmos on June 14th. The pack is actually not limited and part of the regular Nike Fall '08 collection, so you should not be worried about not getting your hands on them.

Nice to see Nike come with some Rock n Roll flavored kicks. Doesn't help that I am a Vandal Stan like none other. I know they're black and gold, so I don't want to hear any "Are you an Alpha?" questions. Unless you're a chick who's into Alphas.

YES WE CAN - Obama F. Baby Does It!!!

After a grueling campaign, Obama F. Baby is one foot in the White House! With endorsements from Jimmy Carter and other political big-shots, its safe to say we can finally keep it moving and square up against McKong for the fall.

Of course the Hillz won't concede, even though its eveident she needs to fall back graciously and start figuring out how to recoup all those campaign Pringles she owes.

HERE'S TO CHANGING HISTORY!

What Part of the Game is That? - Greg From the Real World Gets Saucy, Still Annoying

For the Ladies?

To a Bjork song no less.

I'd rather see Rick Ross dance to this topless.

Only Jamie Foxx could be saucier.

I knew I hated him for a reason.

GREG MUST DIE.

Firm Biz - The Famous Firm Article in OZONE Magazine

Peep the vision for what started the New Industry in Sickamore's latest article in OZone Magazine...

When I was introduced to The Famous Firm by my good friend Sterling, I was at a point where I believed the music game, much like our country, needed a change. I had previously worked for a record company that was a shrinking pie, and that could no longer viably provide quality support for quality artists.

It failed to face the challenges artists and executives were faced with in a changing industry. Now we have an opportunity to give artists back their own destinies and bring validation back to the grind each of us have in the game.

I myself have learned so much in my short time working with The Firm, and have met some incredible artists and have had the ability to work with many inspiring individuals. I've been fortunate enough to be a part of a new company and become of this new process.

The Firm=The New Democratic Party of the Game.

Logically following, Sickamore=Obama F. Baby of the game?

Thoughts???


As Phella would say,

Peace and Firm.

Moguls Need Love Too

Living the playboy life ain't easy. Your Pringles are always on display, and though you attract fame, fortune, and the occasional stan on a daily basis, gourgeous women are often a mainstay in the life of playboy billionaire Moguls. If you're a young swinging mogul and not fortunate enough to be on some Power Couple Steeze, don't worry. These chicks love the Pringles, and can never just have one. If your game is tight, you can be like one of these Steezy gents and be fortunate enough to have them around to keep your name in the papers and piss off jealous groupies.

Just keep it strapped or, you just might be cuffed for 18 on that Daddy Steeze. Or you can just light their house on fire like Fiddy and keep it moving.

Selita. If Cornball Cannon's stacks weren't enough, the brainpower behind that 5-head was. Puttin that grey matter to work got you close enough to Kanye to kiss the Pringles--and little Ye supposedly.

Alexis who?

Tracey Edmonds. After seeing you at brunch on Sunday with Lisa Raye in my hood, I was taken aback by your beauty. That and your tenacious appetite. No, not for blueberry pancakes and eggs, but for the Pringles. Not content with alimony from Babyface, you moved on to Saucie Murphy. Seeing that your lack of a penis netted you ZERO stacks (even after a stunt marriage/Sorry Scary Spice), you moved on to Diddy. After getting ran through like a banner on the 50 yardline of a Homecoming football game, you probably realized it would be good to go back to the drawing board after netting nothing and calling Diddy "a funny guy". (we already knew he was.)

We all know that your little brunch date with Lisa Raye that day was for her to drop jewels on you on how to snatch up a Mogul the RIGHT way. Mrs. Raye looked bomb in white as usual. She even footed the bill with her Royal Mogul's plastic. Just make sure you follow through this time and pick the right target, Tracey. I'm hearing The Rock's newly divorced Pringles are on the loose.

Make sure you close the deal this time. If not, have your people call my people. I tame cougars in my spare time.