Keyshia Cole Will Have Your Baby

According to BET, Keyshia Cole is ready to start a family.

It truly must be a Christmas miracle for my dude Phella of the Firm. Make sure to poke some holes in those Gold Ones next time you're in Oakland, Phella. This one's for all the Pringles.

Movies in 09 Will be Watchable

If the SHoe Fits, THROW IT

While at a press conference in Iraq, an Iraqi reporter got all brawlick on Dubya and threw his shoes at him mid sentence. In Arab culture, throwing your shoes at someone is the ultimate sign of disrespect.

I'm sure that in ANY culture throwing your shoes at someone is considered a sign of disrespect but leave it to those funny Iraqis to make it a worldwide phenomenon.

Just Watch

This is hilarious!!! Peep the Justin Timberlake & Jamie Lyinn-Sigler cameos

One for the Ages

Celebrated the 26th this week.

I say week cuz I don't give a $#!+ that there's a recession, a birthday's always last a week off top.

So anyways I celebrated my 26th on the surprise tip orchestrated by none other than my lovely Anjelica. She somehow managed to hack my matrix and get a "You Bet Your Life" cast of characters that I know and love! :-)

Shout to Anjelica :), Sickamore, Candy, Bev, Josh, Slim, Jason, Vlad & all my Friends & Firmilia for all the BDay love, drinks, & calls...& drinks. While I was completly torn back, I couldn't help but be excited for 09'. 26 is the age you get to do what didn't get done on your gigantic checklist when you brokedown and had a quarter-life crisis at 25.

One Sunset, Les Deux (the moset overarated club in he universe) and The Classic Fallback Spot Geisha House. It was one for the books...A pleasure to party in grand style with my closest friends!!!

The Insomniaks x Hip Hop Game

Check out the Insomniaks on Hip Hop Game...These guys are killing it right now...09s gonna be incredible for these gents

The Insomniaks · Who Sleeps Anymore? Trailer 3

Who Sleeps Anymore? Trailer #3 from Illecism on Vimeo.

You Can Vote Whoever You Like...YEEEEAH

THIS is Classic Material

Seventh graders from Ron Clark Academy perform their “Whatever You Like” by T.I. parody at the Coca-Cola Leadership Summit in Atlanta, Georgia.

Lyrics:

Obama on the left
McCain on the right
We can talk politics all night
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah

Democratic left
Republican right
November 4th we decide
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah

(McCain supporters)
McCain’s the best candidate
With Palin as his running mate
They’ll fight for gun rights, pro life,
The conservative right
Our future is bright
Better economy in site
And all the world will feel our military might

(Obama supporters)
But McCain and Bush are real close right
They vote alike and keep it tight
Obama’s new, he’s younger too
The Middle Class he will help you
He’ll bring a change, he’s got the brains
McCain and Bush are just the same
You are to blame, Iraq’s a shame
Four more years would be insane

Lower your Taxes - you know Obama Won’t
PROTECT THE LOWER CLASS - You know McCain won’t!
Have enough experience - you know that they don’t
STOP GLOBAL WARMING - you know that you won’t

I want Obama
FORGET OBAMA
Stick with McCain and you’re going to have some drama
We need it
HE’LL BRING IT
He’ll be it
YOU’LL SEE IT
We’ll do it
GET TO IT
Let’s move it
DO IT!

Obama on the left
McCain on the right
We can talk politics all night
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah

Democratic left
Republican right
November 4th we decide
And you can vote however you like, I said
You can vote however you like, yeah

I’m talking big pipe lines, and low gas prices
Below $2.00 that would be nice

But to do it right we gotta start today
Finding renewable ways that are here to stay

I want Obama
FORGET OBAMA,
Stick wit McCain you gone have some drama
MORE WAR IN IRAQ
Iran he will attack
CAN’T BRING OUR TROOPS BACK
We gotta vote Barack!

Obama on the left
McCain on the right
We can talk politics all night
And you can vote however you like, I said
You can vote however you like, yeah

Democratic left
Republican right
November 4th we decide
And you can vote however you like, I said
You can vote however you like, yeah


www.ronclarkacademy.com

The Insomniaks · Who Sleeps Anymore? Trailer 2

Who Sleeps Anymore? Trailer #2 from Illecism on Vimeo.

SNL - Finger in Butts

I know this is toilet humor.

It's done exceptionally well though!

The Insomniaks · Who Sleeps Anymore? Trailer

Who Sleeps Anymore? Trailer #1 from Illecism on Vimeo.

Get ready...

These guys are gonna kill the game!

www.whosleepsanymore.com

Firm Biz - New Music!!! AP from D.C.

Now that the Firm is taking over the game like Barack on the Electoral Map, what better place to start than DC?

AP is a rapper out of the DMV...WHAT UP PHELLA!!!

Reminds me of a more swaggeriffic/conscious version of Wale (not to say Wale lacks any swag!)

Production has that Go-Go sound with that classic Chi-Town dirty we all love.

Check out his music and article on Hip Hop Game in Sickamore's weekly column "Sickamore Presents: Future Hall of Famers".

FMajor • Are you an Addict?

Music Producer Mogul Extraordinaire FMajor aka FM aka Mr.Focused on his Altruwest TV.

FM is a music producer out of Los Angeles California.

Funny Video for all you MPC heads. All you producers out there peep his site for music production tips, tricks, and gear reviews.

Howard Stern Exposes, Black Folks Disappoint

Howard & Robin had me dying on this one...This is funny, but really sad!!!

hs_sal_in_Harlem_100108.mp3 (audio/mpeg Object)> Listen

@ My people:

READ!

Ignorant Black People=Rednecks.

Do you get it yet???

WE GOTTA DO BETTER!

The Follow Up

Rival El Tinklenberg of MN just raisednearly a MILLION DOLLARS after Michelle "Doo-DOo Flinga" Bachmann's McCarthy comments.

Republicans these days are starting to look like Diddy--saying anything to stay in the news.

Sad,

But good for CHANGE!!!

VOTE

WOWJUST. WATCH.THIS.

Someone like this is helping run this country.

You Should Be Here • VERSUS Voter Registration Drive

LRG is sponsoring this great event in Downtown LA. The Roots and Gym Class Heroes will be performing.

If you haven't registered to vote in California, Monday, Oct 20th is the LAST DAY!!!

Don't get caught slippin!

McCain Chokes, Tries to gab Obama's Ass

Pharrell Williams said it best:

Spaz if you want to

Judging by this photo, John McCain must have pumped the N*E*R*D* banger before the third and final Presidential Debates.

After traversing the political canvas of the economy, William Ayers, ACORN, abortion and McBigot rally supporters, The 2 candidates walked away with a sense of accomplishment.

Obama walked away as the clearer, more eloquent and level-headed candidate, while McCain walked away like a malfunctioning andriod after he accomplished doing his his best not to jump out of his own skin in an angry fit of rage.

At any rate, this is far from over. There are still 3 more weeks left to til the election.

Remeber, Gore lost his 11 point national lead to Bush in 2000 in New Hampshire.

Need I say more?

VOTE!

Mogul Steeze • Don Cheadle Replaces Terrance Howard as War Machine

Thank God someone got some sense and replaced Terrance Howard with the much cooler Don Cheadle as Rhoadie/War Machine. I just couldn't see Terrance in the armor suit. It doesn't even come with a manbag.

When Moguls Attack • Young Berg ETHERS Ne-Yo

Young Berg is tryna up his hood level these days, as he put Ne-yo on the other end of his tongue-lashing (NO-Pause...watch the video).

LMFAO on the Ninja Turtle joint.

Politricks • James T. Harris Loses It

James T. Harris, unrepentant "CONSERVATIVE", (make sure you call him that and not "uncle-tom-sell-out"--he hates that) walks off the set of CNN during an interview after trying to defend himself for his support of John McCain after this:


CNN was fair by having another fellow Republican AND Conservative pundit who supports Obama come one and challenge Harris' view of what being a Black "Conservative" is:


I thought CNN was rather fair, and Harris just goes into a Bill O'Reilly tantrum like a little child, complete with name-calling.

SMMFH...why do these conservative talk radio guys always want to avoid the truth? This guy doesn't realize he is a gimmick and wouldn't even have a show if he wasn't black.

You Ain't Up on This!!! • The Insomniaks

Ya'll ain't ready...

The Insomniaks are a New-Wave Rap Duo out of Northern California.

Their debut album Who Sleeps Anymore? drops on Halloween. They are releasing it ala Radiohead's In Rainbows on their website with an option for fans to donate their own amount of money.

Those who cop the album will get 4 Bonus Tracks off their new record!

I've heard the album and all I can say is its incredible!!!

Support these artist and drop somethin in the pot for their talent.

CHUCH!!!

I will be overseeing their project with the Famous Firm! Stay tuned...

Check out their MySpace

Hmm...

The more blogs I read, the more I seem to lean toward WordPress as the new home for Mogul Steeze. Blogger is great, but the more I get into web design, the more I want to have more control over all the aspects of this blog.

+ wordpress blogs seem more complete with a better browsing experience and have more options.

- there is a much steeper learning curve to coding.

What do you prefer?

Don't Vote.

Gotcha.

Mrs Mogul • Halle Berry=Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive

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Politricks • 2008 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES: Round 2

With things getting uglier in McCain's campaign than his own liverspots, this debate should be interesting. Proceeding in the "Town Hall" format, the two candidates will hopefully ACTUALLY talk about the issues.

They say the format favors McCain, but something tells me that Obama F. Baby is gonna air dude out and Curtis McCain after all that garbage.

YES WE CAN!!!

When The Pringles Are Down • Dow Says "Ow"

What's a Mogul to do when his stocks are plummeting faster than Rick Ross' career?

BUY.

With Wall Street needing more people right now, Americans are furious while
CEOs get manicures and ask for handouts. Chain snatching and beatdowns ensue in a Young Berg-like fashion.


via Huffington Post

Peep Dis • Kanye West - Love Lockdown Video

Wasn't my favorite Kanye song. Not my favorite Kanye video either

Peep Dis • Common x Pharrell - Universal Mind Control Video

Pharrell as a Robot: Wasn't he one already?

DOPE.

Politricks • Obama Fires Back. McCain Ethered

McCain just couldn't keep his nose clean and had to kick up dust against the Obama campaign.

SO-In a 13 minute Youtube Ethering session, Obama F. Baby's affiliates calmly released a video detailing his conncetion to the Keating 5, a group of shady savings and loan moguls who got bailed out by the taxpayers at the tune of $3.4 billion.

A far cry from $700 billion, but the fact that McCain is old enough to have been an old man during TWO financial bailouts is enough.

His skin cancer must really be acting up after that one.


via CNN

Politricks • No, We Can't

With the McCain campaign floundering, Old Man Winter and the White Witch of Narnia are falling apart trying to keep it together.

After saying this:


He says this:


Seems like someone on has been snorting that McCain too much lately...

Alzheimer's much?

AYO Technology • The New Mac Book Pro

Sources are not sure
if these shots are real.
At any rate
I will have it.

AYO Technology • Blackberry Storm is almost here!!!

The whole reason I have been waiting to get a Blackberry has just arrived. Take that iPhone!!!

Good thing: It will be on Verizon, so I don't have to pay $200 to switch service

Bad Thing: It will be on Verizon so I be paying $200 a month for service.

Be Amazed.

Guess Who's Back?!?!

I couldn't stay away.

Its been too long
I shouldn't have left you
without a dope blog to step to.

As you can see, much has changed, both in this blog and in the world.

Hope you guys like the new look. There's so much going on and I want to do with this blog. I'm taking things in more of an online magazine direction, so look forward to changes as time goes on.

Hope you're feeling the look...holla at me and let me know what you think!

Of course there's gonna gonna be more changes as time goes on, I been learning new stuff that I can apply to make this blog better.


A la Sickamore, Here is the Top 10 things I've learned while I was out.

10. Barnes & Noble is the new wikipedia for real life. Now I know why Sick calls it the University. Who knew you could get brain for the price of a banana choc Vivanno.

9. Laptops=Freedom...Yes I'm late on this one, but who cares, I'm in the game now.

8. Half up front, half on delivery. I'm sure your a boss and you got more Pringles than Homer Simpson at a SuperBowl Party and all that, but don't give me crap about how you don't have $150 til a week later for a freelance job that was "a quick flyer job."

7. Speed < Velocity.

6. You are what you get paid to do.

5. Freelance > Coprorate. Don't sell out, Sell UP. Nothing says "F-the man" like calling shots in your boxers.

4. Your network=your networth.

3. Sell Benzes, not Buckets. People will pay for quality. Even if it's a recession. Step your game up, offer clients the best, and be Firm. (Pun Intended)

2. Labels=The Republican Party. The Firm=The Democratic Party. Haters=Ralph Nader

1. Work Hard, Play hard.



It's good to be back. Mogul Steeze is in full effect again! I'm taking things in more of an online magazine direction, so look forward to changes as time goes on.

Hope you're feeling the look...holla at me and let me know what you think!

Blogging Sabattical x Under Construction

Since its been 10 days since my last post, I'm sure the streets are talking as to why I am, well NOT talking.

I have taken a sabbatical (read:falling back) from blogging for JUST a lil bit to work on some tweaks and such for this site to bring you more mogulness and more steeze on a daily basis! After I hit 2000, I realized wanted to really go to work on making this the best blog it can be, hence the lack of posts.

I am not saying that I will not be posting anything, just not on the reg as usual.

Thank you, and stay tuned Moguls.

Peep Dis • Swizz Beats - Where Da Cash At - Part 1

Peep ya boy Rich Hil of the Famous Firm in the Hoodie...

HE GOT NEXT!

What Part of the Game is That? • Jesse Jackson Hot Mic Scenario

Looks like Uncle Jesse slipped up on the mic while it was still hot and dropped some even hotter nicks about OBama F. Baby.

Obama's nuts, and not his own ridiculously played-out conk, are apparently on Jesse's chopping block.

Perhaps if Slick Jackson grew up, he wouldn't feel like Barry was talking down to him!

While CNN had some class and decided NOT to air Jesse out, FOKKKs News and their all-purpose shock-jock x dung-beetle Billy O'Reilly were all over this one.

You gotta love how Bill included the subtitles for the people at the old folks homes. He has no shame.

A WTF moment for the ages, even if Jesse apologized. Just goes to show just how committed to progress these old heads really are--white OR black.

UPDATE!

Nas sounds off on the NutGate 08

Kick Stans • Nike Air Max 90 Chicagos

Finally a pair of kicks that I can wear with my blog.

You can bet your next paycheck that I'm coppin them faster than Jesse Jackson can kiss Obama F. Baby's ass...paying special attention to his nuts *pause dat*.

First 6 Minutes of The Dark Knight

Being the ULTIMATE Batman stan, I should have posted this a while ago, but Nisarg at the Firm got on my helmet about it so here it is.

If you're like me and couldn't help but be a total fanboy and not wait, this is gonna be more of a tease than a King Magazine spread!

July 18th my phone will be off all evening so, don't even try to call me!!!

Peep This • N*E*R*D* x Santogold x Julian Casablancas - My Drivethru

Produced By Pharrell - Santogold, Julian Casablancas, N.E.R.D.

Funny how when I was a young mogul and my father used to threaten me that if I got bad grades, I'd be "shopping for shoes in the Converse Corner".

Oh how stylish that threat seems now.


Anyways, peep the new spot for Converse by these three. Dope for some of my favorite new and old artists...Not a bad look for a new supergroup here either.

AYO Technology • BlackBerry 9500

Well here you have it...MORE pics of the new all tocuhscreen Blackberry...

Despite the fact I have been openly fiending stanning for this new sweet crackberry diesel device , according to Boy Genius Report, it is DELAYED UNTIL FALL 09!!!

•More•

RIM, you've created this moster.

You'd better keep feeding it!

Art$y Shizz • Alex Pardee @ SURU Gallery

Peep Dis • NaS - Hero

Nasty's back and the track is fire.

Polow is doin his thang!

Thank God I'm Famous!!!

Big Ups to Mr Famous himself, Sickamore for the blogdrop!!!

Being a part of the Famous Firm has been amazing so far, and you best believe we got some more fo dat ass very soon!!!

2000 hits and now this...I feel like out steezing the strip right now! (;-) Courtney)

FYI, Sickamore and I will be holding meetings in LA near the end of July.

If you are looking to set it off and up your Mogul Steeze in the Industry or just want to know more about what we do at the Firm, contact me via my blog or Myspace.


•Let Me Be Your Manager!•

2000 Views & Counting!!!

I Just wanted to say thank you to all my blog fans who have made this blog so much fun. Thank you for all your comments, suggestions, and contributions that make this blog thing what it is.

For the next 2000, expect bigger and better, and definetly more steeze!

My Mogul adventures have just begun and I promise you bigger and better...

Stay Tuned!!!

Insomniaks x The Famous Firm

Illicism kills it again!

Hot Fiyah - Illecism

Meet Illecism, One half of the dynamic duo called the Insomniaks, and the dude KILLIN the first half of this video. After meeting this dude and his producer Nicatyne (no, the other guy is not him in the video) with Sickamore a few months back during the first round of LA meetings, he has consistently impressed me with his ill lyricism. Hence the name.

Stay tuned for more, as we have big plans for these guys!

Ryan Braun Needs You

Ryan Braun: Power Mogul, power hitter, power white-chocolate-jew.

He was last years NL Rookie of the Year, and is a childhood friend of mine.

Let’s do a solid for Brauny and vote him in as starter in the 2008 MLB ALL-STAR GAME.

There are only 2 days left to vote so go to here and vote 25x with as many email addresses as you can.

The minimum you should vote is for 25 votes and it takes literally 5 mins.

So go and get our boy in. He’s only 30000 votes back. Which is nothing.

Comedy - The Dynasty Continues (Or Does It?)

From It's The Real

Peep Dis • Snoop feat. Nate Dog - Crazy

Snoopy D-O-Double drops a new animated video for his upcoming DVD, Adventures of Tha Blue Carpet Treatment DVD.

Last week he also talked about doing some tracks on Dr. Dre's vapor-album Detox.

“that record is real it’s coming, You know me, I was starting to doubt it myself and then I went up there and Dre played so much music for me it knocked my head off.”

Word is The Doc is exec producing his next album.

Thoughts???

Jay x Oasis

"I can't play this...Oh wait nevermind, I'm a billionaire."

The Jigganaut just won't stop. Live Nation, Roc the Mic Tour, Rumors of Yankee ownership, and now Rock Music?

No...he's just getting his Lil Wayne on with a guitar we know he can't play...unless he's been taking lessons from Lenny Kravitz or something.

What is it with rappers trying to be rock stars?

That's what I'm here for! Fall back unless you can really play, like myself! All will be revealed July 3rd.

Jigga gave Oasis the finger and sang "Wonderwall" at Glastonbury. It went something like this:

Beyonce give her man props.

Noel Gallagher, in a drunken rage, slaps his brother Liam and throws a Divo-fit about why Hip Hop sucks, while still trying to reamain a releavant rock artist.


Jay-Z's pringles hit all time high while the UK forgets who really sang the song first.


Lupe does his thang too.


The end.

On The Rocks

"My Mama bought me rocks for my Super 18th Birthday!"

Tianna Taylor was looking like chocolate on the rocks in this recent photo...


She was already giving off the Scissor/Sister vibe, but I'm guessing she prefers that White Girl.

Kanye Respondyes

Weezy •> Yeezy: "You know that ass..um..award's mine next year, son. No Homo."

Weezy <• Yeezy: "Maybe...If I don't drop another album...but real talk, you a little too comfortable back there, yo..."

Mr. West found the time to put together a well argued rant about the recent Bonnaroo Fisaco.

"I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall... Why???? I understand if people don't like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life. This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want.... arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of.... BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I'M FLYING! I'M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, "KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE." CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ?????????"

CONTINUED

I couldn't agree more...Ye loves his fans more than anything. If you're not a fan, then don't go to his show!

Meanwhile here goes Kanye x Jeezy @ The Awards doin Put On...

Ye's killin it with the live vocoder.

BTW: No I am not covering the SouljaBoy x Ice Cube x Get a Life both of You drama.

But even as a self-proclaimed Kanye Stan, he missed me with the Soulja Boy x Nas comparison.

Nas is a legend.

Soulja Boy's 15 minutes do not have roll-over.

Obama F. Baby x Rolling Stone

Obama F. Baby's second term on Rolling Stone.

He talks politics, iPods, and Jay-Z

Take that FoKKKs News!

Public Transportation x Random Thoughts

With the Exelero at the mechanic, I've had no other choice than to take the bus to the office.

This means waking up at the crack of dawn only to get their at the same time if I had left my place 2 hours later.

It also means sitting between to an old mexican dude and a leaky drip next to your seat.


Thoughts arise during these thought-provoking moments:


"Where can this old guy possibly be going?"

"Why did Missy Elliot win best Female rapper over Lil Mama at the BET Awards?"

"Isn't Lil Mama the new Missy Elliot?"


"What's good Keiysha?"


"When will they fix this #$#@ing leak?!"

"Eddie Smurphy u done fucked up. Scary Spice can have my child any time"

"You were robbed on Dancing with the Stars Mel...

ROBBED!!!"

Who's Your Stylist Again?

Check out ya boi T-Pain on some Yin-Yang x Mad Hatter x Bootsy Collins x Sambo steeze last night at the BET Awards...

Who's your stylist again?

Nor Cal Road Trippin

So I'm taking a trip up to the Bay Area to do a few things:


Escape LA after the Lakers lost. (It's just too much)

See Her parents. (Celtics Pride>Lakers self loathing)

Pose for my Paul Pierce Jersey Photo (IT WAS A BET!)

Make salmon. (Its GOOD)

Eat like a King. (There goes the workout plan)

Map out the Insominaks project with the Firm. (!!!)

Get a Blackberry. (Finally)

Scout talent (What??? There's none in Hollywood?!)

Hit Frisco with a vengance. (Like David Beckham-No Homo)

Spend my paycheck at Huf


More to come.

Classic Convos - Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous

HER (1:50:14 PM): Botox may do more than diminish wrinkles. A new study suggests that the botulinum toxin -- the active ingredient in the skin treatment -- may move from its injection site to the brain.

ME (1:50:34 PM): HAHAHA

HER (1:52:52 PM): no wonder why everyone is stupid in hollywood

ME (1:53:28 PM): that was WAAAAY before Botox trust me

Marketing 101

Somehow, with a name like that....I can't say I didn't see this one coming....

Stepping into Tomorrow - Jezign Light Up Kicks

I don't know how to feel about these...I low key feel that light up shoes belong in the same catergory as 90s babies who are on that roller-shoe steeze, but with the fashion trends these days, who knows.

From Complex:

It’s been a minute since we saw light-up kicks—think back to the days when everyone was flossing those L.A Gear joints that flickered with every step. But it seems like Jezign, an advanced footwear illumination brand, is trying to make night-friendly kicks hot again. Perfect for after-hours summer balling, the Jezign line is focused around the brand’s most popular silhouette, “The Bubble Cloud”, a technical basketball shoe tricked out with a bright light in the sole. Although basketball sneakers are the bread and butter of the company, Jez also developed a casual collection which they claim is “generating a buzz with fashion-conscious urban consumers and celebrities.” We’re not sure if we’d rock these with our skinny jeans, but there’s a time and place for everything. The shoes are available for $150 at finishline.com Watch the promo video below.

Maybe Moguls really DO wanna get their Billie Jean on and light up the sidewalk when they walk--especially if the kid is not your son...and glowing in the dark while you dunk on a dude wearing mere Jordans must be empowering.

So what do you think Kick Stans...

Would you cop these?

%#$@ You, Mr. West

"Fresh off the plane...FUCK KANYE?"

It seems that Mr West is getting NO love in the Heart of the City in Tennessee at the Bonnaroo Festival.

Graffitti bearing the infamous four letter diatribe by concert goers was apparently a result of His Honorable Lateness'...well lateness.

His cool-as-funk stage set apparently took too long to set up, and Kanye neglected to apologize to his fans.

Get over it I say...you're at a four day festival and you're wasted. Smoke a blunt and get your Glow in the Dark on. It was the best show of the year.

Requiem for a Season Part II - The Thug Haiku

For all of you that missed my comment on Sickamore's Blog, here is a posting of the Thug Haiku of the Laker's loss on Tuesday.


A black cloud
hangs over the city.
Los Angeles...
is devastated.
Oh wait,
thats just ME.
2009 seems like
an eternity away
yet still time
for Bynum to come save us
from Gasol's
Mushy banana
playing-style.
I hope he hits the gym
or
I Will hit him.
Kobe
please
return to glory
or we will trade you
without you even having
to ask
this time.
The flag still flies
from my car's back window.
Oh wait
nevermind.
It fell out this morning
when I rolled down the windows.
The LA heat was stiffling
like Boston's defense
Make me believe again...

AND I WILL BUY ANOTHER ONE.

Requiem for a Season

Unless you've been hiding in a cave, or you are a hospital-ridden Laker-Hater, you missed out on a beatdown...

Calm down all my fellow Laker-Lovers...I know this was a tough L, but...

GAAAAAAAAAAAATTDAMN...39 POINTS??? 39 POINTS?!?!

39 points is worse than any NBA Live skunk. EVER! You'd get your controller revoked after 20. PERIOD.

Maybe because I bleed Purple and Gold, but were all the networks covering the Celtics win in the Finals just a little TOO ready to congratulate them? I knew I smelled something foul...and it smells like bias...

That or David Stern...

"The refs only had 'this' much to do with the outcome of the series."

ABC Puts up a Celtics Win graphic...

IN GAME 5?!?!

The countless photos of The Big 3 and Doc Rivers molesting the Larry O'Brien Trophy on SLIDESHOW throughout Game 6...THAT FAST??? Where was the Kobe & Phil treatment?

Stuart Scott is hawking Celtics Championship shirts after the game for NBA.com?

Moonlighting, are we Stu?

STICK TO BROADCASTING.

And get some #%*&in Visine.


Oh well...KG, Jesus, & Piru made it rain on them hoes like PacMan Jones. I can't even front, I'm happy for them. They are all worthy of a championship, no doubt. PP is MVP. Can't hate.

Maybe he'll finally get some rest...

And a haircut.


All I wanna know is...

What the #@!& Happened to THIS Kobe???


Oh yeah..this...

Gasol, you belong on the JV squad at my High School. Hit the weights in the offseason.

Kobe, you owe us one brother. You owe us BIG.


Boston, we'll see you when Bynum is back.

Jigga What?

"Dame...is that you?"

It has been reported that a Mogul Beef has broken out among Live Nation´s Inc´s top executives:

According to Reuters, the bosses are battling over the concert-promotion company's strategy to reshape the music industry by making big, expensive deals with artists.

Chief Executive Michael Rapino wants to slow the pace of multimillion-dollar deals with artists, while Chairman Michael Cohl wants to accelerate it.

Live Nation’s stock price, which has fallen more than 44% since its first big deal and with the ever changing music industry Rapino wants to play it safe.

Live Nation signed a $120 million deal with Madonna and a $150 million deal with Jay-Z, and more big deals are coming up.

I hope this doesn't stall the RocNation deal that much. The streets are talkin and Jigganaut's Pringles might have to bow before his ex biz partner, Damon Dash...

More on that soon!